i called the witch doctor (taoris!voodoo drabble)

a silly thing because climatology finals tomorrow. yeah. for all other works i’m supposed to be working, i’ll get back on it when semester break comes, don’t worry, i just have really bad attention span, is all.

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he hated meeting the relatives, especially family dinners. 

perhaps he really should tell on himself about this. 'oh, yi fan, why did you plan to get married anyway? didn't you know that this would happen?' well, it wasn’t like the spirits would grant him a vision about a dark-haired boy that passed his fortune-telling tent one day, but this would have to do. 

three days to marry the love of his life, and so he did. anything was better than losing his soul in exchange, though. if by any chance they both don’t seal the deal by the end of the night, kris’s soul will have to bid au revoir.

the wedding was stupendously gaudy and all the snooty aristocrats looked down upon him even when zi tao already took his seat next to the ‘beloved’. love, in yifan’s voodoo terms, was also very loose, for it was all too easy for the ethereal beings to brainwash his pretty peach to love him obsessively—not that he would complain to what zi tao could do under the blankets and with the lights off as he tried with all his might to please his dear yi fan. 

so much for attacking the royal snot that came on the same day trying to marry zi tao first, but he had robbed all the man’s worth and claimed them as his mine, so here was mr. huang, eyeing him like an overcooked pot roast. 

"daddy, stop it!" yi fan heard his sweetheart whine while his hands gripped on yi fan’s arm. "my husband didn’t do anything. stop making him uncomfortable!"

his lovely little peach. daddy’s little boy. mommy’s favorite child. everyone’s object of desire, but zi tao was yi fan’s alone and he was more than glad when zi tao continued to call him his husband even when he kept arguing with his papa. he supposed this was quite on entertainment—he didn’t like the cajun anyway. 

"zi tao, little baby, please listen to your momma." uh-oh, yi fan really should time his cue. momma huang is not the type to like disagreeing people. "a-are you… sure about this? i mean, we’re fine that you love this voodoo man," oh, ha-ha, they didn’t even remember his name, "but we’re worried for you, that’s all. he’s—" 

he really resisted the urge to roll his eyes. “he’s what, mom? he’s yi fan and i love him! can we marry now? please?” 

"zi tao, i don’t really think—" 

"you know what? forget you two. if you won’t bless yi fan’s marriage with me, i’ll just do it myself. he’s mine and i am his so it’s only rational that our bond shall be secured by marriage." those beautiful fingers, the same one that stroked him to hardness last night, grabbed yi fan’s collar and dragged him out. even under the love potion’s effect, zi tao is stil as hot as he is fiery. "come on, yi fan, we’ve got a wedding to do and then we can have some fun." 

good thing the love potion won’t wear away if he really does marry zi tao, though, or this would very hard and awkward to explain why they’re both nude under the comforters.

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i really should fix the html but i have to go back to study. sorry

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Dark!AU Taoris Prompt Still Open

The last date of prompt asking is 20/4/2014

Regarding my last post, just drop whatever (dark, angst, insanity, possibly Edgar Allan Poe-worthy) ideas of what you want me to write Taoris with in my ask box. It’s going to be 1500-3000 words per drabble and about a day’s worth of waiting. 

Happy prompting!

I’ll be waiting~

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Dark!AU Taoris Prompt Open

hi, guys! since us KT shippers are down bc lack of public interaction of Tao/Kris lately, I’ve decided to open a prompt ask on this pairing only and make drabbles out of them! 

dark themes only (obsessive, possessive, myth, emperor-concubine, dark fantasy, all that jazz) since fluffs and any other stuff are just not my forte. that said, because it is dark, it’s R-rated though it’s only about 1500-3000 words. 

hopefully I’ll get them all done by tomorrow if they’re in my ask box TODAY. happy prompting~ 

p.s: if there are any sexy stuff going on, it’s top!kris and bottom!tao unless you say otherwise. 

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Anonymous asked: Taoris. Dinasty!au (kris as emperor and tao as concubine). kris's thoughts on his favorite concubine.

hot--korea:

[I’m sorry this took so long 3: I just didn’t have an exact idea of how to make it work. Hope you like it!]

Kris has always understood diplomacy and the need to embrace it with open arms, as it could either provide good for his Empire or start a war. That’s the reason why he kept his cold façade, trying not to give away his emotions, when K’s emperor, Kim Joonmyeon and also known as Suho, the guardian, came to visit. Their empires were not only neighbors, but also brothers, forming together the Empire of XO. Kris tried to keep calm and put the friendliest mask he could muster on. However, this became harder to do as his favorite concubine, Tao, spent all the time, since the other delegation arrived in the morning until the wolves were already howling at the full moon, by Suho’s hip, barely paying attention to his own master. It angered Kris severely to no end.

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TAGGED POST

I was tagged by exo-cism and ellcrys ~

(btw i am so sorry for taking forever in replying to this. life happened.)

Rule 1: Post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make eleven new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them in your post.

Rule 4: Let them know they’re been tagged.

my answers:

from exo-cism:

1. How late did you stay up last night? Why? …second semester. no laboratory assignment for the week. college students = need of immense sleep, obviously. 

2. First kiss story? The unicorn shall prevail, children, because we are still in the existence of the Earth. 

3. What is your favorite show that you are currently watching? SHERLOCK. BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH HOW CAN YOU BE SO PERFECT and yet you have such romantic tension with Watson justhowcanyoulivewithyourselfman—

4. Who had you most favorite hair color/style in kpop? SHINee’s Key has definitely the most astonishing look (personal opinion, don’t judge) in the Ring Ding Dong era.

5. What is one thing that makes you irrationally angry? Rules without solid reason. 

6. What mythical creature would you like to become? …thus the conclusion that came to me upon watching John Green’s 2nd season of Crash Course Literature that the women in ‘The Odyssey’ are malicious beings, so I have decided to become anything that does not exist in said book, preferably Zooey Deschanel. No, that was not an insult.

7. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Yep. 

8. What is the funniest thing that happened to you in the last 3 months? I couldn’t quite remember them because of the recent panic attacks, but I do remember that one chat when I ended up typing ‘Tao + X = hot mess’. We were discussing algebra. 

9. What do you usually do on your birthday? Treat myself to things I held back on doing. Like, you know, being a kid?

10. Place your Ipod on shuffle, what are the first three songs that come up and how do you feel about each song? 1. Zedd - Clarity: …I still can’t decide whether this song is about alcohol or not. 2. Let It Go - Idina Menzel (Frozen): BEST. PIXAR. MOMENT. EVER. 3. Heal the World - Michael Jackson: …the most influential person in the world have died and lived such life yet he managed to pour his heart out in this song. I just— I can’t. 

11. You find a lamp, rub it, and a genie comes out. What are your three wishes? 1. For my Mom and Dad to be eternally happy, 2. World Peace 3. For people to have a sense of humanity at least. No more gay or plastic surgery mockings, please!

from  ellcrys :

my questions:

  1. What’s your favorite novel and why? Right now, my fav novel is ‘The Fault in Our Stars’ by John Green. To narrow down all the reasons would be a total insult to this amazing work of young adult literature, but I’ll just say that it is one of those books that opens your eyes about all the wonders of life and why we should acknowledge every previous things that happened to our lives without the book itself being downright sappy—quite the opposite, actually. 
  2. Where in the world would you most like to vacation? GOOD LORD, nothing beats my current desire to explore the world, and as much as I’d like to admit my own country is about as fistful of history and geographical treasures as the heart of the ocean… it’s Barcellona and/or Paris.
  3. What is number one thing on your bucket list? NOT. RUSHING. THINGS.
  4. If given the chance, would you go into space or dive down and explore the ocean? …I’ll get back to you once I find out how to breathe in space and underwater whilst eating a macaron.
  5. What fictional world would you go to in a heartbeat? SO MUCH TO CHOOSE FROM DONOTMAKEMEPICKHOWDAREYOU— …though not that different from the real world, I find the world of Durarara very appealling, what with the headless bikers and gang rivalries amidst the one chessmaster that deigns to show his ‘love’ for humans. Hell, yeah. 
  6. What would be your weapon of choice? Why? The nunchucks are definitely my type of weapon. They’re easy to fold, can pack very heavy strike damage to the cranium, and men look hot using them. A tommy gun would be nice too. 
  7. Pick one of the seven deadly sins. Which would you be and why? What about the virtues? Definitely Pride. I dunno, I just felt like I’m Pride because of most of the life decisions I’ve made and the way I treat people. Honesty would be my virtue. Mainly because I sometimes can’t even differ whether or not I’m telling the truth or a lie—I straight up turn a lie into the truth, believe it or not.
  8. What is your otp of otps? BETWEEN TAORIS, KAISOO, RAIKIM, EDWIN, ROYAI, SOUJIxYOSUKE, WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME CHOOSE?!?!?!! I CAN’T. NO. I CAN’T. TAORIS NOOOO
  9. Would you pilot a Jeager? Who can you see yourself drifting with? How long would you last? Or would you opt to be a scientist who builds the machines, or conversely an archaeologist who studies the Kaiju? And if you haven’t seen Pacific Rim are you going to go watch it now? (psst the answer is yes) The holy Des-the-cheatcode have whispered. Yes. Yes. Yes. …Yes?
  10. How did you discover tumblr? Why did you join? Continuous episodes of massive feels, apparently. 
  11. Have you ever written anything in the past? If you have, what are you most proud of? I have and I still do. In fact, I am quite proud at how the fanfics (yes, don’t judge) turn out now… but the past works? Definitely not. Too much grammatical errors and logical question marks that I’d scream to the past-me abobut. 

NOW I TAG: 

1. daisiesxtime

2. satsume18

3. nowahiro

4. khaingzartaolau

5. yourswordandshield

6. kyungieeyeobo

7. chanyeols-queen

8. milkmatcha

9. chnabaek

10. exoxo-l-o-v-e

11. zitao-93

MY QUESTIONS: 

1. What is your favorite book by John Green? Why? If you haven’t read any, which one are you interested in reading?

2. Cheesecake or oreos?

3. When was the last time you dance solo?

4. Any advice on kids starting college?

5. Fandoms or shippings, which one causes more feels to you and why?

6. Favorite expression gif? (It wasn’t in question format but hush now)

7. Do you think there should be a rehab for people who go on Tumblr and experience an overwhelming amount of feels?

8. What is your favorite movie? Why?

9. What is your ultimate otp? (i am asking for the evulz)

10. What is the weirdest dream you have in the last three months?

11. Do you believe men and women should be equal? 

Happy replying~ :3 

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averagefairy:

the worst thing about being shy and introverted as that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared

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